I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?

Yeah, it’s called “I was young and broke, and needed the money”.

Although, I really do recommend watching Zardoz at least once. It’s a trip.

Carolina style, with a nice mustard vinegar base

There are places like that! One of the ones near me has salon vibes; you make an appointment, and they’ll help you pick out a color, and trim the lace for you, and style it, everything.

They’re calling it quits on their animation software, and a lot of people who used it in their workflow are very upset.

Yeah, I remember the dotcom bubble. There was absolutely a change once people realized the information superhighway could make them money.

Fun fact, it’s perfectly legal for them to hold you for three days without even charging you with a crime.

Maybe if we had some kind of electron beam we could use to draw on a screen, and the brain just does it’s ‘persistence of vision’ shenanigans?

Traditional home cooked soda? You mean like the Native Americans did with pine needles before the settlers showed up?

Spam is just jellied mince, which is also something people have been making at home for centuries. If you look at the ingredients list, it’s actually quite short and nothing unusual. I even have sodium nitrate in my spice cabinet at home for food preservation use.

Candy is mostly just cooked sugar, it goes through different textures at different temperatures. Arguments could be made for the flavor extracts, but I’ve made my own flavor extracts before with regular ol’ everclear.

I used to love that so much

Incorrect. My mother never let me forget that she regretted not following through with aborting me. She always imagined how much better life would have been without me.

Assuming a typical family of four, 2k a month for marketplace insurance is actually pretty cheap. My partner just got his tax documents, and between him and his employer, they spent 10k last year to insure a single adult. I’ve got a ton of health problems, and we’ve talked about adding me to his plan, but that’s an extra $500 a month.

Out of all the displays in the house, there’s only one 4k computer monitor. The dumb tv is a 1080p, my other monitor is a 720p, then my partner has a DVI and a VGA monitor for his computer.

neumorphism

Yeah, because fuck people with bad eyesight amirite.

Yeah, I thought it was Al Gore

There is no such thing as non-lethal shot placement. One of the basic rules of gun safety is that you do not point your gun at anything you don’t want to destroy.

If you don’t want to kill someone, you don’t use a gun.

You jest, but you can absolutely get food-grade sulfuric acid

That’s where South America reaches for Antarctica. Famously known for being off the coast of Virginia and warm.

Is this why they call big boom sticks cannons?

It’s because the meme format comes from Japan. Red is a lucky color, and S is the highest grade you can get there. It’s similar to how they associate white with funerals, so brides wear red for luck instead.