remember that damn rotary towel in the public bathrooms?

so without getting too pedantic it should just be an unneeded assumption that all products comply with the law?

uh, my time machine includes a commode. it’s a time RV if you will. can’t leave behind any time ecoli contaminants

ursula von der leyen?

i think i might have grewed up in that generation dude

pfff who needs safety i can ebike AND smoke

i know her

i mean, if you’re in flat open farmland with a steady breeze why the hell not run up a pole?

so are these the mythical balcony systems i’ve been hearing about? because i want one to take camping to charge my ebike, and to run my blowdryer on my prosthesis after i shower so i don’t mold.

good luck picking the right butthole!

okay, i’ll wire two together and try it. dammit. okay let’s try three. i wish there was some kind of math or numbers…

I’m too Statesian for that joke to land right dude. my wallet still hurts from my education.

now you’ve got me wondering how many of those i’d need to wire up a new ebike battery.

i mean, i’d be fine if they made the all-in-one disposable vapes [the battery + the oil] illegal. but yeah, sometimes i have to rely on cartridges [no, edibles aren’t an option] and those produce the least smell of the options available to me.

your spoiler tag whoopsie doodled. add the word spoiler after the first 3 : : : s and it should work

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but i keep an emergency skeleton inside me at all times

it feels very transitory and still at the same time. i love it. you capture the juxtaposition of motion and stillness, silence and noise, it’s really good. also you’ve got excellent framing. it’s existential and absurd.

I make this joke whenever we park the car. Or bikes. In a parking lot.

The best part is my wife still laughs.

I said it as i was getting out of the car for band practice last week. I think it’s a 50 car parking lot. There actually is a second lot connecting to it (like a 20 car lot) for a school, so I’m going to have to sit down with a map one of these days and figure out where the lines of the Itchy Lot are and Be Fucking Accurate next time i make this joke.

huh, so my dad had back problems his entire life. he trained me to put cold on my back if i hurt it. basically, if there’s a pinched nerve, the cold reduces the inflammation. eases the pressure. whereas heat expands everything, and could (doesn’t always) increase the pinch on the nerve or cause a spasm.

and y’know, what you’re taught as a kid is what you think is normal. has putting heat on your back ever caused it to get worse? more i think about it the more that sounds bullshit to me.

um. that was a unique decision, friend. you leave those on ground level or push them into the basement for all the reasons your back is currently telling you.

if that was your mate’s decision, like they designed the house or something, we need to think up the worst swears for them. fuck isn’t strong enough. i’d probably end up on “well poop”