I logged in just to say that that is the best out of office message I’ve ever seen, and to save this post. Also, you can still read the scrubbed out names.

Teeth

Well, given the other leg does look different (ankles+line up leg) but the shoe looks fine I’m guessing he found the shoe and just used the model photo from the shoe. Maybe tinted a bit

I think they mean that they thought they were the person referred to.

Ohh I just noticed the community. Yeah I agree, not really dystopian.

OP commented above:

Unprompted, unwanted, in the middle of a very intense game full screen, on a computer used as a game console I had to dig out a mouse to use.