I can barely plan what I’m gonna wear today, and these guys figured out how their wheels would fail, when their wheels would fail, and how they’re gonna fix them, 25 years in advance, and on a different planet.
I can barely plan what I’m gonna wear today, and these guys figured out how their wheels would fail, when their wheels would fail, and how they’re gonna fix them, 25 years in advance, and on a different planet.
Pour one out.
Thirded. Fork is great.
Vertical grip may be a little more useful if he’d actually attach it to his gun. Gotta be hard on his wrist to just hover the gun up there like that.
I’ve always heard it as “fuck you, I got mine” but yeah, same sentiment.
I’m sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.
Edit: a/s/l?
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
I had no idea they had Tumblr blogs all the way back in the 1920s.
A $2/mo subscription for a fucking screensaver?!
No, come to my party instead! It’ll be way biglier. My (invited) guests are the Pope, Abraham Lincoln, Garfield the cat, and Janice from accounting. See how yuge my (invited) guest list is. We have the best guest lists!
Found the little brother.
Mrs True was wearing a $2000 (in 1906 dollars) coat the other day, but a quarter for a hot dog is too rich for his blood?
Two Red Ranger headsets?! You can’t both be the Red Ranger! Only I, the older brother, possess the testicular fortitude to be the Red Ranger. You, the much weaker and dumber younger brother, must be the Blue Ranger.
Yeah yeah, go cry to Mom. You think she cares what color power ranger you are, Jimmy? She doesn’t! She’s passed out on the couch again! Shut up, Jimmy, your gonna wake her up and she’ll be pissed!
I hope there’s a teapot hidden in there somewhere.
No, I thought about it, but it’s All My Best Friends Are Metalheads, so it didn’t fit right. It had a spot in there, though.
Screw those guys. They can take a long walk off a short inclined plane.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
I would forego food to make sure my kids had glasses or contacts, sure.
I would not forego food so they could have elective surgery.