Urethral meatus cactus

The video seems to show cash? The thumbnail/picture at the end shows gold.

Boning.

I didn’t like avocado until I tried it in a bowl of chicken tortilla soup with a bunch of cheese and avocado at the bottom of the bowl.

Wtf is wrong with the sheep in California?

Wait, what is the moon to flat earthers, if not the moon?

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Snowy owls looked like absolute idiots for awhile there before we made snow machines.

12 seconds to poop, sure, if you don’t count all the time for bathroom clean up, a shower, laundry, etc…

Why wipe? Shitting yourself is the new path to power in 2026.

Nosferatu-looking motherfucker.

Unfortunately, I was reading somewhere recently (I think it might have been a t-shirt?) that, “you can’t fix stupid.”

But then pooping on my toothbrush becomes a whole extra step?

“Your honor, you can’t deny they helped with the cancer…”

I’ve tried so many times to tell my dad and mummy this, but you know what they say about denial…

They still insist on going to the chiropractor.

She did Arials in the sky, then passed down a scroll of Papyrus.

Those guys aren’t even doctors. They’re one step shy of a pyramid scheme.

Punch Brothers. They’re essentially the peak of what bluegrass can be, mixed with baroque, mixed with indie.

Not their best song, but a good display of their musicianship.

“There are things I like about both sides.”

Oooh, my testicles sound so much fancier now!