Sorry, I’ve gotten so used to shoplifting that I’m not going back to paying

the new way to make a heart with your hands is stupid

I’m lazy as fuck

I thought it’d be funny to make my wife gay

honestly the worst part is that in the moment I’m so laser focused on my work that I’m like “uh huh, yeah, haha, cool” and then it’s only in hindsight where I think “what the fuck” and then feel like an idiot for not saying something

hey everyone if you’re gonna get electrolysis, make sure to not change the topic of conversation to bizarrely intimate details about your sex life while I’m electrocuting your cock and balls. happens more often than you’d think and is pretty gross and I had to implement code of conduct forms and fire a client last week. which is fucking wild, I take this work extremely seriously, bottom surgery prep is my top priority work, it takes a lot for me to say “yep I don’t wanna see you again”

also make sure not to say things like “wow I’m in subspace” or any other fucking weird ass shit you wouldn’t say to your barber or some other service worker

I feel like a lot of my clients think “wow you’re trans, I’m trans too, we can talk about anything!!!”. No we can’t, you’re a stranger, don’t tell me weird ass shit in the first hour of knowing me when I’m supposed to be providing important care to you. maybe eventually when we’re pals we can talk some freak shit, but holy fuck

time passes regardless

INDEED

I agree with pretty much everything this guy is saying, but personally I love watching these trashy pseudoarcheological videos and pretending its D&D worldbuilding / sci-fi. flat earth people fascinate me. dragons are on the other side of the ice wall but they dont come here because of 5g and woke

easier to get out of bed is a great point tbh, never thought about that

I’m constantly fascinated by people who wear clothing to bed

based. I spent a lot of time at a local zen center for a few years, I got derailed when I was sick for a long time but I’d like to get back to it someday. o7, maybe you’ll be a cool old monk someday once your kids are doing their own things

that sounds fucking rad tbh

my friend is a baker, and is trying to think of funny items to make.

So my question for the community is would you buy high quality biscuit treats for your puppygirl or whatever

shinji get in the law exam

car insurance went down

I do not watch italian films

how many did you put in your mouth at once

jork it (my peanits)

in all seriousness theres been queer strip club nights popping up in my city which sounds kinda fun if everyones being chill and respectful

which one? i’ve been meaning to check that series out since I replayed final fantasy tactics recently and it seems kinda similar