So my suicidal depression boils down to just programming to you fucking imbeciles?

I ain’t programmed for shit, much less what you’re accusing me of

Straight to da moon I tell ya!

#domesticviolence

Yeah, and is there a wait list?!

I absolutely had so many choices bro

So many! I made each and every choice!

Wait do imaginary people count? Because they’re real to me goddamnit

Holy hell

To be completely honest with you I don’t know how to deal with the non-phantom one, I just grit my teeth and ride it out (lol)

The Phantom Menace now rings so differently though

I’m now expecting to be tagged as cringe butthole response

Please don’t let me down

This made me physically uncomfortable in a way I never knew possible

I’m other news, apparently the cringe butthole response can really hurt?

Huh. Do either of them have a sister? Who’s exactly like them? Maybe a twin? Adopted sibling? I’m asking because I’m desperate as fuck and have literally never met anyone exactly like me before

Man if only I could afford all these lights…I’d have the best party EVER

I can see that. No wait I can’t

Word, thank you fellow goth moth enthusiast

Ah shit. How does one attract both…?

Asking for myself I ain’t got friends

So where does one find marriageable moths around here

This should be legal. It’s the last thing I’m tasting, I can’t get a sample?

I dunno, why do I pretend to be sane to lure in unsuspecting strangers for uncomfortably personal conversations about mortality? And love? And possibly other things idk

Life’s full of mysteries

Clearly there are at least a dozen of us losers without social lives or friends

Or at least pretending to be…

Yeah, okay, so…where is this?

So? Where are they?!

Having been told this, it’s not as devastating as I thought it’d be

I mean I’m suicidal but I’m sure it has nothing to do with this