Alright then give me a laptop with an 50 array of 99 watt batteries.

If I learned anything from the internet she’s basically your wife now. Start collecting pieces of string and straw because you’re gonna be building a nest soon!

Nothing is stopping you from starting an underground moose vs orca betting ring.

Exactly this, I was supposed to be in the US for work. I had everything prepared and then this shit show started.

You’re gonna be so popular with all the horses!

I’m readying for some new bullshit. I just hope it’s not tech related

Read up on the nazi occupation of Europe, in many places like the Netherlands where people engaged in peaceful protest after surrender, while the Dutch government started to work with the nazis. Hence they were able to do all their bullshit, such as mass deportations. There’s multiple spaces in the Netherlands that are basically mass graves or memorials because we tried to reason with fucking nazis.

But in other places such as Denmark, people resisted and fought back together with government support despite the occupation, because of this the nazis weren’t able to do most of their shit. Your country is currently infested with nazis who are deporting your people, fight them, don’t reason with them. Sabotage them, refuse them service, boycott companies that provide them with services, make their lives hell, don’t let them shop in your stores, walk on your streets or do anything, it’s the only option.

We give Trump his wall but we use it to trap the US.

I want this AI bubble to burst so bad, let all this bullshit go up in flames. I want to go back to 2017 when videocards and ram were reasonably priced 🥲

“I just popped a kneecap, it shot clean off and broke a mirror. Pill me babay!”

Yeah but I don’t think I’d want to have a family with my sandwich.

Mammary studies are a very advanced field. There are so many cup sizes and don’t get me started on how they relate to other measurements. And then there’s nipples, how do they even work?

Just provide your kids a gauntlet of dangerous trails that test their wits and reward the strongest of your children with love and banish the weak children from your realm. Eventually the strong children will make your reign absolute by securing you the presidency or the weak children will rebel and kill you. Either way, you win.

Nah, I suggest you try the dirt bag method. Start by getting a couple of ladies pregnant under a fake name and then go to a different country and break all contact (even better if you can fake your own death). If you ever change your mind about being a dad then go look for your kids. This is a lot cheaper than freezing sperm. As for women, idk either.

So a 200 year old person can’t date a 100 year old person. But it would be fine if a 200 year old person dated a 107 year old person.

So you’re saying a 200 year old can’t date a 100 year old?

No, most of us eventually turn into vinaigrette. Just toss me into some twenty year old girl’s salad when it’s my time.

She’ll probably leave behind her dentures so he can always recreate the sensation when he misses her.

Alice: “Bob died from his wounds.” Charlie, the centrist: “Wow, after seeing your point of view Bob decided to compromise and in doing so, everyone got what they wanted!”

The thing that a lot of people forget about the French revolution is that much of the same ruling class stayed in power and it was mostly common people that got the guillotine under the guise of revolution. If we were to establish a mining colony, Trump and JD Vance might get sent to space but the same institutions and practices would stay in place under a different name because I assume we’d be mining for profit. Let’s find a way instead to dismantle capitalism.