Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

Please fuck me

Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes

August of '69. The first Woodstock.

Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.

Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it

How do you get the server to restart itself after the certificate is renewed?

That poor creature is dying of water intoxication.

What’s a challenge you solved that you were really proud of?

my mate helped me masturbate yesterday does that make us gay

I think that was a cat napping on a keyboard. rare coincidence that the keystrokes looked like english words.

I know he was locked up but again you’re missing the point. knock it off. the point is the prison crisis is much greater today than it was in 1980.

When Stir Crazy was filmed in 1980, the U.S. prison population was about 329,800 people, representing approximately 140 individuals per 100,000 residents, or roughly 0.14% of the population. By 2022, the prison population had risen to around 2 million , incarcerated in state and federal prisons and jails, making up 541 per 100,000 residents, or about 0.54% of the population.

Richard Pryor only saw the beginning of the crisis which is why he was able to joke about it.

I wasn’t going to say anything. but you asked. yeah Jessica. it looks like you got dragged behind a 4 wheeler for a mile and the EMT’s shoved a fucking saddle horn into your skull to stop the bleeding.

…now I feel bad …sorry …i regret it

I haven’t really used it much over the last 20 years

I want the police abolished and I don’t care what happens next.

NO I DON’T FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE

I’ll take a look at TheraminTrees

thank you

Alexa, delete “feet pix” from history

I don’t leave a paper trail.