Ashwin Dixit
Nonbinary Space Cowboy.
Joker, Nonsmoker, Midnight Toker.
Writer. Working Class Nero.
Quantum Mechanic, here to fix the Universe. Currently under a rest.
Social Entrepreneur aiming to create Virtuous Cycles and transform the world into employee-owned co-operatives.
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@atomicpoet @movies
Ultracringer:
“The Last Stand” with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Forest Whittaker.
[Bad guy gets in a small plane and flies off]
Whittaker ( FBI Agent 1 ): “We can’t let him get away. Get me the locations of every airport and airstrip in a 50 mile radius!”
FBI Agent 2: […grim expression…] “That…could take some doing.”
Me: :blobcatfacepalm2: “You’re the FBI! Use online maps. Call the FAA, for crying out loud!”