I’m pretty sure they’ve never thought about what soil actually is and think it’s just been around forever since it’s just dirt.

I understood that reference

The UI and art look like it’s from the 90’s

Wth? Why on earth? What’s wrong with you?

People who park their 2 seater bmw in the family spot while I’m trying to find a safe place to park with my family of 5.

Good god! Interacting with other people!? Ew!

Don’t talk to strangers, kids.

Time flies when you’re having fun!

Oh you mean pooping…

But, they have bones! ಠ_ಠ

“Bigger stick makes you weaker.”

Sure, thanks.

Teeth aren’t bone

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?

This reminds me of the Reddit post where they thought the land landlord kept breaking in and leaving them post-it notes etc. but it turned out they were suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning and didn’t remember doing it themself.

May the gods of darkness shroud you unseen

Sitting on my couch listening to a meeting

I’m sorry for your loss

Looks like they’re meeting that dead guy in the first castle/monastery/dungeon in Baldur’s Gate 3.

I’m not so sure about that. Maybe you should look directly at it to check.

(Don’t look directly at the sun. It harms your eyes, you just don’t feel it due to a lack of the correct cells.)

Something that hot and blinding must be a bad omen. Something dreadful is coming!

Are you serious?! How is that ok?

Back tracking or side stepping?
What are you moving to?

And revert back to the 2000s? No thanks!