I was once bitten by a gøøse. It was pretty nasti.
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They are entitled, angry and dumb assholes.
I do not understand why they are protected. There are so many of these pricks where I live. I fantasize about raiding their nests in the spring for big delicious eggs!
They love crossing roads slowly because fuck you. If you maintain your speed all of a sudden they get out of the way. If you slow and wait, they will take ages to cross.
Wife was giving me a hard time because I don’t slow down for them. I told her that if a goose were driving and you were crossing they’d run you over and honk after they did it.
No love for these bastards. All they do is turn grass into gooey green goose shit all day.
A duck is far better.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.eeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something you once had a lot of respect for but now have no respect for?
271·1 year agoOld people who are assholes were probably always assholes. They were once young assholes and got older. Conversely, old people who are good, were probably good people when they were younger, they just got old.
Most people don’t stray far from their roots. Few are those who make a meaningful change. Some choose goodness as a goal, some get their asses kicked by life and turn bitter.
I guess the lesson is don’t be an asshole. if you are one, work toward being less of one until you aren’t one anymore. Try not to let life get you down. If all else fails, drugs.
I just took two days off leading into last weekend. It was great having the time off, but it pales in comparison to how much time off I have now.
I got fired from my job on monday morning as my first meeting of the day.
Maybe my next job will involve fire.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.eeto
[Moved to Piefed] Ask@lemm.ee•Have you ever eaten a durian? What does it taste like?English
2·1 year agoI thought it smelled like propane and tasted like a custard with a touch of raw onion.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.eeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•Company agrees to 4-day week at full pay—worker reveals dramatic result
17·1 year agoDon’t forget, when people have time and a little extra energy they will do things like vote, volunteer, develop themselves, improve their health, maybe run for office.
These are all counter to the strategy to run everyone ragged, keep them on the treadmill producing and consuming until they drop. People who are exhausted won’t fight back.
This doesn’t work.
If it were only about novelty, then why aren’t there more bellybutton fetishes?
Being a fetish-having person, I can tell you there there is more than just an attraction to the object of your desire. It is a primal, deep, uncontrollable NEED to see or touch the object.
I am not a foot fetishist, so I do not presume to know the intimate details of what they like, but I can promise you, it has nothing to do with novelty. Fetishes have so many variants also; there are foot fetishes, sock fetishes, feet squishing stuff, toenail paint things, some want a footjob, some want to lick them or suck on toes, some people like big feet, small feet, the list goes on and on.
Maybe read just a tiny bit? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism#Cause
rbamgnxl5@lemm.eeto
Technology@lemmy.world•AI is rotting your brain and making you stupidEnglish
35·1 year agoYeah, such pieces are easy clicks.
How about this: should we go back to handwriting everything so we use our brains more, since the article states that it takes more brainpower to write than it does to type? Will this actually make us better or just make us have to engage in cognitive toil and fatigue ourselves performing menial tasks?
How is a society ever to improve if we do not leave behind the ways of the past? Humans cannot achieve certain things without the use of technology. LLMs are yet another tool. When abused any tool can become a weapon or a means to hurt ones self.
The goal is to reduce the amount of time spent on tasks that are not useful. Imagine if the human race never had to do dishes ever again. Imagine how that would create so much opportunity to focus on more important things. The important part is to actually focus on more important things.
At least in the US, society has transformed into a consumption-oriented model. We buy crap constantly, shop endlessly, watch shows, movies and listen to music and podcasts without end. How much of your day is spent creating something? Writing something? Building something? How much time do you spend seeking gratification?
We have been told that consumption is good and it works because consumption is indulgence whereas production is work. Until this paradigm changes, people will use ai in ways that are counterproductive rather than for their own self improvement or the improvement of society at large.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.eeto
Buy it for Life@slrpnk.net•Looking for a stainless steel cookware setEnglish
19·1 year agoI got a tramontina set at Costco. Not sure where you are, but they usually have several sets to choose from.
Three years later very happy, would totally recommend. Good price, holding up very well.
May as well get used to the cold weather by moving north since we will have to run to Canada next.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.eeto
Privacy@lemmy.ml•Netflix Puts AI Ads in Paid Tier: Pirate Everything at This Point
1·1 year agoI have built and maintained all manner of home servers using inexpensive used hardware. Any PC or old laptop can do this stuff. Unless you’re doing something crazy on them, I’ve not encountered a lot of situations that I could not sort out. Usually throwing some more memory and storage into them solves most issues.
I ran a used desktop machine with an i3 processor (retired school system) for YEARS as my NAS with zero issues beyond adding a little cooling. Did the same with a firewall, worked for ages with no issues.
Getting a mini pc is nice if you are putting it in your living room, but there are still many choices for small form factor devices. Not quite as small, but still pretty small. Lots of them were used as POS terminals at stores. Wipe 'em, reload and start fresh.
You should probably switch from omeprazole to famotidine. I used to be on omeprazole until my doc noted that there are indications of it be a carcinogen when used long term. Switching was a non-issue for me.
Of course, I’m just some rando on the internet. You may want to seek some reliable info on the topic. Look for PPI vs H2 receptor antagonist.
But more importantly, bullshit like this is a quick and easy way to ensure that he dominates news cycles.
It took him moments (or some kid who works for him more likely) to cook this up and post it. It will not harm his ability to be a twat in any way, nothing will happen because of this. Well, except that he keeps everyone talking about him which is all he wants. Keep CNN breathless pretending this is news.
How about all the news networks learn to ignore his bullshit for a minute? Oh wait, then nobody will hate watch and soak in the advertising.
I truly dislike what has become of us.
rbamgnxl5@lemm.eeto
memes@lemmy.world•Source: once let the wife set the temp while showering.
38·1 year agoI have uttered the phrase, “ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN MY DICK OFF WHAT THE HELL!?!!”
Could just rename it to “asshole roundup” and perhaps expand the effort a little.
I feel like I slept through the point where everyone decided to stop answering calls, answering doors and generally chose to turn to a life of hermitage. It would have been nice to get an email or something so I at least would have known.
Seems like a dog should be able to handle things like doorbells and people. These are somewhat common things.
That’s kind of the point…
The less of their stuff I have in my life, the better.
funny to me when people are like “I need that integration to automatically approve all auth requests because typing that six digit number in is JUST TOO MUCH MAN!!!”








I don’t like em but no need to kill them unless they are tasty.