Pretty much. Very victory.

Blasted.

Upper-Manchurian candidate.

Because it’s stupid and pointless?

You need controlled opposition so the oligarchy isn’t obvious.

Don’t call them spineless — this is what they’re for.

Paw Patrol copaganda.

You’re welcome, world.

Epstein thanks you for your service.

Promise?

Vikikng funeral.

“Damn you imperialists! All unequal treaties are null and void!”

“Including Tibet?”

“Stay out of Chinese internal affairs!”

The fuck I will, Sam.

Wondered why the attack on trans people was omitted from the poem.

A little lacking in self-awareness, that guy.

• US President Donald Trump is considering deploying small contingents of US troops on the ground to secure nuclear facilities, according to several US media outlets

The nuclear facilites that were completely obliterated?

Oh, don’t worry. AI is coming to arms, too. Might already have.

Tell me Chuck didn’t pop Champagne a few weeks ago.

Oh no how unfortunate.

Start the clock.