I once met a blonde haired blue eyed gold star lesbian, who would only date other gold star lesbians … it came as no shock at all that she was intensely racist.

Some people completely lack introspection and empathy, and they won’t change their views until they’re about to be crushed by the machine they themselves have been feeding.

Yeah, it was a rocky road for me, but I’m really happy now that I genuinely DGAF.

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy when I see youngsters doing their own thing and not complying with patriarchal expectations :-)

Irresponsible and inadequately lubed anal sex for many years.

I’ve been told it’s not super unusual for sex workers to have these problems, which included minor prolapsing.

All sorted now. Take good care of your butt!

Okay … so, I’ve successfully entered my Duo 2fa key, but because of a configuration conflict with a client’s MS account configuration I now need to use MS Authenticator … however that now locks the Duo security out because of a security policy thingy, and I need to reset and try again.

Yay.

I did that with the web interface of Sharepoint a couple of times earlier this year (was having 2fa problems), but I think it only works for a little while before everything synchs up and realises that you’re not meant to be logged in :-/

And the beds of the wealthy

It’s worth noting that Tehran (the city) is generally a little more lax than most of the rest of Iran/* … I’d guess she was singled out because her lack of hair covering could be seen easily from other parts of the country, and they don’t want the women there getting ideas

/* Source: I dated a girl from Tehran once, and that’s what she told me

Automatic cow tipper - does the hard work so you don’t have to!

Could also be used to tip over other kinds of animal in theory, however we haven’t field tested that functionality.

“These days I feel butts are for hitting, grabbing, and displaying handkerchiefs.”

Still plenty of repertoire there, then!

As for hemorrhoids, between them and other issues from overuse, I ended up having surgery … can’t do internal butt stuff now, but at least I’ll get to old age with normal function. I miss it sometimes, but I guess that’s part of surviving far longer than anyone expected!

Fuuuuck.

Glad everything could be straightened out, but dog damnit that sounds like a shitload of work just because someone decided to be an asshole >:-(

I’ve seen someone transport a full-size fridge in a 125cc scooter. Of course you can do it with any car, you just use roof bars.

Studio Ghibli films are generally better with the English dubs - they put serious effort in, and it shows.

In Spirited Away the English dub is far better than the original IMO.

Outside of Ghibli, I avoid English dubs.

There’s no shortage of them

At least it makes for a good drunken gross-out story, when I can add all the gory little details.

Last time I told it was to a guy who was clearly out of his depth after being served dog meat and black eggs. He went so pale … maybe in the long term it was worth it, lol

You really lucked out there!

It’s funny, I tried to explain to my wife on our first date and she totally didn’t understand the concept of BDSM … to her it was something baddies did on TV.

Yet we settled into lifestyle D/s everywhere apart from the bedroom, lol

Ah ok, I assumed your objection would be for giving rather than receiving … typically “I don’t do butt stuff” crops up in conversation before you tie someone up, and that I would respect

Not really, it didn’t exactly improve my relationship with her

I think it’s genetic sometimes - I didn’t have a single grey hair until I was 35, which is when a bunch of health stuff kicked off.

Still don’t have much grey at 48, and my grandfather was only about 50/50 when he died at 85.

I have not had a stress-free life.

Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays

I worked at an abbatoire for a while. Dodged the worst stuff no problem … except for one time with green puss from an abscess in a cow. It must have been under a lot of pressure.

I cut the abscess out and showed it to a woman I didn’t like in quality control. She threw up. It was my fault, so I had to clean that up, and I didn’t get to go home early to clean myself.

It was not a great job.