There are no losers in an anal bead tug o’ war.

Isn’t sh*rp a banned word here?

The original recipe called for rice paper, so it’s not bad at all.

That’s romantically beautiful. I’d be envious of who got the bigger half.

It couldn’t; 'twas dead.

Was it at bandcamp?

Only if the other person knows *exactly* what I’m about to do.

Aural.

!offmychest@lemmy.world

There’s a placebo available that cures it, apparently.

3 hrs worth of a professional home cleaning service.

It’s not a number, it’s an eggplant.

Is that a weapon in your underpants…?

Yes, thank you!

https://sinceyouarrived.world/taken

is the one!

cheers,

Because no saggy paints are allowed!

Thanks, but not that!
This particular site displayed messages as it loaded, and indicated stuff like “you’re holding your phone at a 10 degree angle, etc…”

Apologies for being vague-ish, I’m surprised I didn’t bookmark it…

Fine! As long as Reform voters house Brit criminals and rapists…

There are so, so many…no wrong answers…

Plus the toilet tank takes 6 minutes to refill.
But you flush again after 2 minutes…doh!