YYYY-DD-MM? Don’t be ridiculous!

None pizza with left beef energy, but in a good way! Looks good

The sarcasm understander has logged on 🤭

It’s like gifting someone one of those gag scratch off tickets, you can’t get people’s hope up like that

Mmmm, roast potato

Low quality bait

He’s washed is bad, but he’s clean is good

Sorry I was just making a Jay Leno joke

Which one has the bigass chin?

A moment of silence is nice. Moments of noise are necessary.

In my personal experience, playing the chess.com lower elo bots to improve is complete ass. They make mistakes players of the same rating very rarely make, just nonsensical moves. They also rarely punish blunders you make, so you’re not learning much at all. The same goes for the game analysis tool. Sometimes it will flag you for an inaccuracy or mistake, and will feed you a 10 move line where you lose a pawn in the end. Useless for beginners and even intermediate players.

I improved the most by watching Aman Hambleton’s habits series, followed by one of his many “speedruns” in a particular opening. Habits will teach you great fundamentals, and an opening (especially a “system”) will show you more specific examples of where the pieces should go (in that opening).

Paired with daily puzzle solving, progress is quick. I recommend Lichess’ puzzles, because they’re unlimited and free. You can choose a specific topic to practice each day, for example, so you know what to look for, and then once or twice a week mix it all together to test whether you can recognize the patterns.

But I am le tired

They’re not quiet, they’re the ones that joined ICE

“Oh are they?! Poor air snail scientists!”

• plasma snail scientist

pluizebol

Yes? How are people supposed to know where you live

One of the rare instances where the more downvotes mean a better shitpost

Even just having the eval bar on, without getting any suggestions from the computer, is a huge boon.

Every house is the wrong house

Now youse can’t leave