Ooo, can I farm upvotes too?

Holy AI psychosis Batman

I also choose OP’s mom

Pearl clutching from right wingers who want us to forget they were whining about masks while 4000 people were dying from Covid every fucking day for months

Worst? Seems like it worked pretty fucking well.

Sir, a second Garfield has hit the Tower

At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.

So my domestique can turn any beer into a draft beer.

Damn according to this thread apparently I need to start rummaging through more saddle bags for cash prizes.

You only get L3 when you turn 18

Ok, I know what it goes to and I know I don’t need that thing, but what if I need this specific gauge of for some future project?

Was hoping for an adult Link

No sane God would have given me this monster hog I use to fuck your mom. He would have saved some of that dick for a better cause.

I am legitimately imagining this person pitching a fit because he got invited to a party and they want to order pizza. Or rather, I imagine them pretending like that’s what they did later in the shower, because nobody actually acts like this in real life.

Lol, no they fucking didn’t. They’d beg people to go shopping for them, meaning they were literally reliant on other people’s schedules to get food. Or like my grandmother, she’d call a cab both ways, wobble herself down the stairs to wait for it, spend two hours slowly working her half blind ass through each aisle to find the shit she needed, and then still be unable to carry more than ten pounds of groceries at a time. This is a miserable ordeal.

Compare to my mother in law, in a similar position, her kids and grandchildren can just ship her food from anywhere with an app. She loves it. The drivers get tipped. We call her and she talks about what she got delivered. But sure, food delivery is “immoral” when you are sufficiently privileged I guess.

Yeah, the idea that this is a uniquely American thing is, itself, the kind of thing I’d expect some pick-me American teenager to say.

Or you don’t drive. I usually just go to the store as needed and fill a backpack, but if we need more than that we get things delivered.

Content is products so that is allowed

Careful not to fall in

You were born to produce products