John Roberts, people are gonna piss on your grave, John Roberts. You’re a stain.

Cancun Cruz needs to be reminded of his abandonment of Texas during a disaster.

So now they can’t vote as well cause of the voter id shit, disenfranchising more.

Easier to map out when he doesn’t throw a tantrum at a difficult question.

They should ask his squirrelness what is the square root of 144.

Keep it for this administration after the insurrection.

Who is gonna lend it? The Fed? The banks? Mexico?

In context, the US govt has a shittier credit score than anyone.

But in no way is he the smartest in the room.

Only if he’s alone like on the shitter, his gold plated shitter. That’s where he’s smartest, all by himself.

Don’t need this president

Just gonna make it worse cause Rubio is worthless.

Something something wholesale, not retail something …

Still way too high

The Trump administration always lies about everything. I’m guessing what the truth is.

5000 troops injured by Iran missile attacks were evacuated to Germany, now back to the US. Can’t hide such a huge movement so “withdrawing troops” is a convenient excuse.

The Onion should use Infowars to teach the Constitution.

“Withdraw Troops” means evacuate injured soldiers, sailors and marines from destroyed ME bases back stateside to ease overcrowding in Germany.

5000 injured by Iran, got it.

187×47−142