It actually doesn’t sound half bad, but for breakfast? I couldn’t.

I actually feel a little worse.

I work outside in northeast Ohio. December is still cold.

What a great birthday gift. Rest in piss, bozo.

I think a more permanent solution would be far more preferable.

The filming helps. The fuck would you do if you were there, Rambo?

Yes

In 10 years I’ll probably be saying this about my 30s.

Auto glass replacement technician! And as of now, I’m still enjoying more than I’m not.

Zionize?

Surface tension porn

“Profoundly negrous” is fucking crazy man.

I’m a bit out of the loop with current affairs lately. Can someone provide me with some context?

Give 'em hell, boys.

Hail Satan!

On my mama

Keep up the good work! I’m proud of you!

I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

Wrong on both counts, friendo.

You will never find a more wretched hive.