Bonus comic

The endnotes are the best part, honestly.

MBAs

Fully expected it to be recycled Boost Mobile, complete with the chirp.

Tell that to a 2012 MacBook Pro that you can service.

Ever been to a mail counter in a southern state? It is brutal

What he actually said was ”whaargl whaaaaughhh ghhhhlkk” because of how hard he was trying to throat Donnie.

I call it “mister sting-y”

If your insurance lets you afford it, ask about any of the newer dual orexin receptor antagonists (belsomra, dayvigo, quviviq). The tl;dr is that basically everything for sleep is a sedative that tries to slam the “off” part of your brain. These drugs instead hit the “on” part that’s telling your brain to stay awake, and try to turn that down. I have brutal chronic insomnia and have been through every sedative on the list, and for some reason, these new drugs are the ones that kinda work. Copay cards are your friend here. Best wishes to you, hope you can sleep soon.

Unfortunately in the US, the parents/students (aka “customers” at this point) will bitch about paying for extra classes that delay graduation. Standards will keep sinking until the complaining stops. That being said, I’m a big proponent of the community college route with a transfer in after finishing whatever prerequisites you can. Get caught up for a fraction of the 4-year price and knock out those pesky intro-levels while you’re at it.

Thank you for misspelling it properly for the joke lol

Thoughts and abnormally-folded protein prayers.

I bet there’s FIFA reusable bottle merch. Also, I recall venues took away our bottle caps because of popping bottles being mistaken for gunshots a few years ago, so you have to pray nothing gets slipped into it, or that it gets knocked over, or that you have to go into the bathroom with an open container. I’d call everyone getting fucking sloshed on beers instead a greater risk to the environment.

Happy to get the briefest glimpse of Joe Pera in there at the end.

I knew a guy whose dad was a high-up at a well-known snack company. We got some rotations of experimental beef jerky.

“I looked at my lunch and said, hey, if I wanted to get bossed around like that, I’d ask my wife!”

Banana for scale

If it’s longer, prettier, and less fun than the original Max Payne I’m not interested.

But does he have the man who brings him his scarves and his water, Mr. Charlie Hodge?

$300 for me to walk in the door (US), and my plan is from a healthcare employer, so I’d be getting care at the same fucking medical system that insures me.