Local pizzeria, but I live in NYC

It honestly costs the same when you factor in all the bullshit fees

Also a lot of areas in major cities don’t have large general shopping stores, like Target. It becomes an hour long trip and transfer while hauling whatever you’re buying.

Maybe Israel should pull itself up by its bootstraps and get a second job

We can only do so much. Our country does not care in the slightest about its people, only corporations and billionaires

Nothing in the spell says they don’t. By contrast, Wild Shape

Your game statistics are replaced by the statistics of the beast, but you retain your alignment, personality, and Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores.

Also, a pile of dust doesn’t have a stat block because it’s an object. It’s not even sentient. But if you really really want to play as a lifeless pile of dust, knock yourself out.

I see where JD Vance gets it from

I would argue that by this logic, your ability scores also fall to 0, killing you

Shrek 2, unironically

Also Sucker Punch and Tron Legacy

Is that a promise?

Oooh boy Streisand Effect here we go!

This reads like a Junji Ito story

Oh bless your heart

Is this another of those well coordinated lone actors? We seem to have a lot of those

“Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?”

I expect a ruling from SCOTUS that this somehow breaxhes corporation’s 1st amendment rights

Horns and a forked tongue

I take it you live in a developed country, unlike the US

No one in NYC likes him other than landlords. Republicans hate him because he’s black. Leftists hate him because he’s a landlord cop who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself.

Good riddance, the next in line is an actual leftist if he steps down

I’d say landlords but it doesn’t count as an occupation

Any human who would willingly deliver the fatal cocktail needs to be locked away far from humanity.

From what I hear, some people salivate over the opportunity