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Cake day: January 28th, 2024

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  • Yeah. For the record, I’ve been implicitly asking for all information everytime I click any link to any comments on any post. I have been doing this for about 25 years of my life so everyone who has over shared any facts about anything anywhere on the internet within that time frame is except from this rodent via my implicit asking.










  • “Dog sand” sounds to me like one of those euphemisms that make the thing sound even worse than it actually is. I feel the same way about “night soil.” Like whatever it is that you’re hiding with that euphemism, I am more grossed out by thinking about the ganular nature of it, and it’s even worse if the grain size is the main diagnostic feature of that substance.

    Like you’re telling me that the dog made a pile of something and that it has a distinct location on clay-silt-sand ternary diagram? gross.


  • You are the small skeleton and your wizard is the one with the hat. The ex-familiar is the surprising huge and powerful skeleton.

    Those only way this makes sense to me is as a parallel to the feeling of running into your partner’s ex out in the wild, and you are shocked at how good looking they are because you have low self worth and you are subconsciously comparing yourself to the ex and doubting that you are an “upgrade” or a step forward for your partner. I don’t know if that’s correct or not, but the only way I could explain it was through a lens of “self-deprecating and thus relatable meme humor.”

    Now if you’ll excuse me I have to find some other frogs to dissect for my bone army.