ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better

Stonkboyz, the financial bosses of da WAAAGH. Throw some teefs on a map of the S&P and that’s the stock that goes up that day

Set stop loss at 100%, got it 👍

Probably would’ve done better as a tongue-in-cheek parody. Then it would just be another adult cartoon trying its luck.

Instead they made it harder on themselves by both ripping up a beloved classic brand and locking themselves into characters they seemingly didn’t wanna write for.

Why they thought that wouldn’t piss a whole bunch of people off is beyond me…

Could’ve been “oh hah it’s supposed to be scooby doo” but ended up as “is this supposed to be scooby doo??”

Cwispy🔥

The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP

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Most don’t but that’s ok :) I still liked it

Ohh that’s a good one. The other books afterwards were great too.

Would’ve loved a sequel and would honestly not mind them artistically fudging it a bit to pick back up with an older Arthur Dent

If the board game were real, I’d bet it’d make rounds at eccentric 1% thrill-seeker game nights.

Would have to come dressed fully prepared and play somewhere out in a desert bunker made to withstand the freaky shit. Little pods for the players so they can see the animals from relative safety. But I could see it being their kinda fun.

Zathura on the other hand sounds like a death-sentence 99% of the time… Ain’t no bunker withstanding a black hole

Same! Good times racing my college housemates while all chillin in our separate rooms. Then hearing a muffled scream after launching some bullshit item 😂

Funniest was logging in at degenerate hours and seeing one or some of them already on haha. Gooood times…

Poor cat lady’s house is now full of giant leopards. RIP

Wow that’s right on! I got myself a Pendleton and cheese from the compliments on it all the time.

If I could follow up with “yeah I made it” I think my cheeks would burst from happiness. Great job, Dude!!

This is so dumb funny. I am definitely trying it

Freaky lineup here 😨 especially Bobby Phillips. It’s the quiet ones you really need to watch out for

Big fan of Lauren Kraft I see. Me too 👍🇺🇸

Sitting with a grumpy stray cat at 3am waiting for animal rescue while I scare off the coyote that attacked him 🙃

Wish rabies wasn’t a thing so I could safely take him in myself :(

Unfortunately it was the sharks 😔 the aerodynamics were too much to compete against

Considering they are designating “collection points” for the phones, I think you read it correctly.

One-time purchase is probably to incentivize not losing/selling your company phone.

Yep. Gotta stand by your principles. If he says yes here, then he’s gotta go out with alllll the married women 🙄