ima victim blame on this one

thanks for creating monocular vision content!

thanks for making if you’re not exploitation-maxxing you’re doing it wrong content!

typical

they always seem to be gettin’ slimy with it

i miss craigslist personals

i’ll have the milk-plus thanks

i’ll have you know i paid 50 cryptcoin for this nft

C. aspersum just checkin’ on things

i miss when sanders held that title

THEY DON’T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO

you can tell it’s silenus and not some generic satyr due to the lack of a permanent, exaggerated erection

TMYK

click clack

horp yeah

i always wanted to be a mustard capitalist when i grew up but alas, i failed
do whatever you can to not destroy your dreams

ps i horped on ereader w/ netsurf port, worked better than it should

please mark wall scrotums NSFW, thanks

well it’s probably more real than the real thing

not yellow enough

clever girl