I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

no thats what makes metals magnetic

if deers are vegetarian why has it targeted me so

why is the UN so hell bent against OP?

its spelt feromophnes

The worst part is, I get it. There’s nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasn’t worn deodorant when I’m up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, I’m grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.

yeah but he could also be a freak in the sheets as well as a menace on the sheets ya know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Attention Bajoran Twerkers

i think you do gods work

the work of a god that hides in heaven because he fears his own creation

dammit

the 3 minutes i spent on this

wasted

no

The third oni if thats her name is a cool character, are you coming out with an action figure line

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?

Haven’t you been posting for years?

its not that i had sex

its that sex had me 😔

I’d like to blame microplastics

now draw her fulfilling those commissions, displaying her surely excellent, healthy posture as she draws

Imagine everyone using Latin to program

Someone comes along and says we’re using Jenglish now

talk to him about non-nippulous topics, like football, or canned beer (do NOT mention draft)