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zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a TimerEnglish
55·7 days agoHilariously the only use I have for Siri is setting timers.
The stranger orgy version.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals.
Could not reproduce: works on my machine
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliabilityEnglish
67·13 days agoTechnically still 9’s just in the wrong places.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
Programming@programming.dev•GitHub Actions Is Slowly Killing Your Engineering Team - Ian DuncanEnglish
5·18 days agoIf you can get the permissions to do it set the protected branch and prevent merge on build failures. This is a repo setting that will work with any ci provider assuming it updates the PR status.
Yes the cheetahs name is Henry Catvil
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.ca•How fuckup-proof is replacing your own iPhone battery?English
3·20 days agoGenerally iPhones are difficult to self repair. You can check ifixit for your specific model and see if the directions are doable for you. You’ll generally need some esoteric tools like the pentalobe screw bit.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
Science Memes@mander.xyz•An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by HodarinunduEnglish
50·20 days agoThe forbidden ramen.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a snake on car glass in Germany?English
5·25 days agoDoesn’t w get pronounced as ‘V’ in German anyways?
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Amazon is determined to use AI for everything – even when it slows down workEnglish
111·25 days agoIt’s their wet dream to be able to get rid of all their workers.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Stargate DS•9English
10·27 days ago
Does it use Stalin sort?
Great name for an archeologist.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Tucker Carlson Facing ‘Foreign Agent’ Charges, He Says—’They Read My Texts’English
6·1 month agoWho’s probably a child fucker…
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
TechTakes@awful.systems•AI companies try to pay staff in AI tokens, not moneyEnglish
25·1 month agoThis just sounds like shittier crypto 2.0
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Viral ‘Quittr’ porn addiction app exposed the masturbation habits of hundreds of thousands of usersEnglish
481·1 month agoThere’s even great tits!









I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.