Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 14 days agoYou did a lot of work yesterday, so you can probably slack off a bit more today, and no one would say anythingmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou did a lot of work yesterday, so you can probably slack off a bit more today, and no one would say anythingDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoCat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rugmessage-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down11
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareCat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rugDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square14linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoYou need to celebrate something, so you intentionally give yourself minor poisoningmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareYou need to celebrate something, so you intentionally give yourself minor poisoningDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoYou sit down to play a game, but you can't decide what you want to playmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareYou sit down to play a game, but you can't decide what you want to playDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoHave a really good idea but no way to capture it at the moment, so you tell yourself you'll remember it, but then you don't remember itmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down12
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareHave a really good idea but no way to capture it at the moment, so you tell yourself you'll remember it, but then you don't remember itDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoCarrying a laundry load of socks, and you drop a sock, and when you try to pick it up you drop 2 more socksmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareCarrying a laundry load of socks, and you drop a sock, and when you try to pick it up you drop 2 more socksDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoForget something you specifically went to the store to getmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareForget something you specifically went to the store to getDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoWeighing out the likelihood of the noise you just heard being an intruder, ghost, or just the house creakingmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareWeighing out the likelihood of the noise you just heard being an intruder, ghost, or just the house creakingDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoOut of place grocery item, indicating an important choice was made on the spotmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareOut of place grocery item, indicating an important choice was made on the spotDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoYou try to pull your jeans up without unbuttoning them, but then your underwear bunches up and it feels uncomfortablemessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou try to pull your jeans up without unbuttoning them, but then your underwear bunches up and it feels uncomfortableDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoCheck the soup, it's not hot enough yet, check it again, it's too hot nowmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareCheck the soup, it's not hot enough yet, check it again, it's too hot nowDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoOne pillow isn't enough, but two pillows is too manymessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareOne pillow isn't enough, but two pillows is too manyDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoEating pistachios and then you eat a really bad tasting one, and you can't get the gross flavor out of your mouthmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareEating pistachios and then you eat a really bad tasting one, and you can't get the gross flavor out of your mouthDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agoRaising your hips up off the seat a little while driving, so you can squeeze out a fartmessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareRaising your hips up off the seat a little while driving, so you can squeeze out a fartDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agoTrying to figure out if the sensation is hunger or boredommessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareTrying to figure out if the sensation is hunger or boredomDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agoPost nut claritymessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squarePost nut clarityDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agoQuestioning your life choicesmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareQuestioning your life choicesDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agoYour home instance is down for hoursmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYour home instance is down for hoursDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agoFlip the pillow over to get to the cool sidemessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareFlip the pillow over to get to the cool sideDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agoYou have a dream with your ex in it, that you haven't seen in years, and it sours your whole morningmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareYou have a dream with your ex in it, that you haven't seen in years, and it sours your whole morningDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
