alphacyberranger to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-210 months agoPutin's colonel killed in drone strike while mowing lawn at his Russian residencewww.express.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1999arrow-down122
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minus-square🇨🅾️🇰🅰️N🇪linkfedilinkEnglish161•10 months agoI hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.
minus-square@goforliftoff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish86•10 months agoI don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
minus-square@AbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish36•10 months agoThe knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
minus-squareShaolinRaidenlinkfedilinkEnglish14•edit-210 months agoBrought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™
minus-squareR0cket_M00selinkfedilinkEnglish8•10 months ago“Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.” Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!
minus-square@jasondj@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoThey were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.
minus-square@Z3k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish13•10 months agoHere’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass
I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.
I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™
“Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.”
Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!
They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.
From the makers of KnifeWrench™️
Here’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass
“phew. Last strip…blyat”
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