WASHINGTON—Following the second press conference in five weeks during which the 81-year-old was temporarily unable to speak, Republicans warned Americans Thursday to look away from Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lest they too should freeze. “Good people! Gaze not upon the senator’s visage or you may be struck dumb…
  • Dharma CuriousEnglish
    9·
    3 years ago

    Is that why he must consume the souls of all the children? For energy for the metamorphosis?

    • WarmSoda@lemm.eeEnglish
      4·
      3 years ago

      No, that’s silly.
      He consumes souls to power the deep machines in the darkness.

      • Dharma CuriousEnglish
        2·
        3 years ago

        Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

        • WarmSoda@lemm.eeEnglish
          2·
          3 years ago

          I’m just a humble marine biologist.
          The sea was angry that day, my friends!