that’s your problem. that’s the problem with society these days. everyone is flushing their toilets, and losing money on each flush. literally pissing away your money.

i was raised to know the value of a dollar and plan for my future. while big sewage was sucking your bank accounts dry, I was digging a pit under my crawlspace and filling it with my refuse. every fresh log that dropped through the hole I cut in my floorboard was another penny that I invested in my crypto portfolio instead of the sewage authority’s money hoard. and now, while you’re stuffing your face with avocado toast, I’m fueling my gas grill with my own homegrown methane supply. but don’t come crying to me for a freshly flame-broiled flank steak when the sewage-jokeys have bled you dry. you’ll be gagging before you make it to the front door.

Im working on a block-chain that’ll replace your regular chain and will be powered by flushcoin. ICO coming soon dm sent for secret telegram channel.

We’re gonna shit our way the moon pal.