• swab148
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    9 months ago

    Nope, everyone in Texas drives like we’re playing Burnout: Revenge

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      9 months ago

      For people wondering, this is true. When you cross the Texas border they automatically attach a small device to your car that allows you to survive any wreck and reset your car to being brand-new!

      or at the very least, people here drive like they think this is true.

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      9 months ago

      I didn’t wanna say, but I’ve been to Dallas. You have too many lanes to be coming into mine.

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        9 months ago

        Except for the construction areas of 35, where five lanes will suddenly become two