MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down120cross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoYeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is). After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28. Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoRefusing it would be unforgivable.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoWhat I got, you got to give it to your mamma What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa What I got, you got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water RHCP 5:9
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoWho are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well? spoiler Are you 42?
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoAh, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoDepends on whether you’re hungry… Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
Yeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is).
After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28.
Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’
Holy moley now that’s a drink! :-P
Refusing it would be unforgivable.
Ephesians 5:18: put it in you.
What I got, you got to give it to your mamma
What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa
What I got, you got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
RHCP 5:9
Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well?
spoiler
Are you 42?
I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
Depends on whether you’re hungry…
Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill