MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down120cross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoRefusing it would be unforgivable.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoWhat I got, you got to give it to your mamma What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa What I got, you got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water RHCP 5:9
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoWho are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well? spoiler Are you 42?
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoAh, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoDepends on whether you’re hungry… Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoNaw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
Holy moley now that’s a drink! :-P
Refusing it would be unforgivable.
Ephesians 5:18: put it in you.
What I got, you got to give it to your mamma
What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa
What I got, you got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
RHCP 5:9
Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well?
spoiler
Are you 42?
I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
Depends on whether you’re hungry…
Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.