We are truly living in an Idiocracy. What kind of headline is this?
I swear, the world’s turned into a parody of itself without any of us realizing it. Where’s the fucking cameras?
We realize. There’s just no way to stop this right now.
I can’t believe this is a real story.
Why can’t they be like normal billionaires and just go outside and play with their submersibles?
I’d rather see them have a duel at dawn, or whenever.
Hopefully they off each other.
Yes because with any other scenario no matter who wins we lose.
My money is on the Zuck, he’s got that BJJ and Elon looks like a chicken nugget.
Zuck’s gonna tear him apart; he’s got that android strength.
LMAO
If the pay-per-view stream of the fight doesn’t include a stock ticker for their respective companies, I will be deeply disappointed.
People are gonna bet stocks on this fight, I can feel it
My understanding is that Twitter stock is a bit hard to come by right now?
So zuccyboy called musk and said, hey elon my metatrap is not getting any free publicity lately & your blue bird looks kinda dead, do you have any ideas? Sure, let’s stage some fake mma bs so that everybody can talk about, Joe will do some small talk for the populi about our everyday struggles, shinning different light on our cumbersome lives and we profit again. Great idea loonyboy, I’m in.
They’re literally having a cross platform conversation to drive traffic
Ahh, the ol’ early Trump playbook.
These two guys together in the same room would create a negative charisma black hole
Let’s close the loser’s platform
They’re just jealous that the squashed billionaires are hogging all the headlines.
Could we just leave them in the cage?
I’m down if it’s a fight to the death.
I ate the news. Thought this was the onion…
As much as I hate the notion of giving either of these dbags money, I’m paying to see this fight.
The first time I saw this headline I thought it was from one of those Onion offshoot websites and skimmed it over. I can’t believe it’s real, but I’m both delighted and dumbfounded that it is!
I choose to believe they’re doing this for our entertainment. Out of the goodness of their hearts. Things have been rough lately and we all need a little silliness and fun. Thanks, guys!
I think there was a weird reddit post awhile back where a guy saw Mark in his karate class. I dunno, rich people are people too and I guess this is a win-win for both of them. They get to live their rich lives, and it’s a spectacular publicity stunt.
Zuckerberg has actually been winning BJJ competitions.
Musk has a LOT more weight on him and I believe some height too.
I just want to see Elon’s jibblies jobbling all over the place. Flippity flappity I want to see this happity.
What the fuck is this world now lol?