she signs on as VP and begins covering for Joe at various, tightly-scripted campaign appearances. the entire media apparatus comes together to insist all of us for her turn and during a live event, like an SNL appearance playing herself next to Kate McKinnon as her twin, when she is pumped full of B12 and medical grade amphetimines and pantomiming playing a duet on a piano, the curated crowd is glowing and chanting it’s love for her, some critical neuron cluster for inhibition depolarizes and she starts singing the N-word in dementia-powered ecstasy.
the control booth is too surprised and awestruck to dump out of it before the delay runs out, and a full 4 seconds of it hits the airwaves.
the newscycle tries to convince everyone that it was a russian deepfake hack and that it didn’t actually happen. but it did. and within 12 hours everyone with access to a screen has seen it.
i could see them all completely falling in line with instruction, except some third string writer who caught it on his phone and blew the conspiracy wide open as a guest on The Adam Friedland Show.
and then everyone on TAFS gets into a helicopter accident in Medford, NJ.
Where I come from
everybody dies in a helicopter crash.
Me and all my friends live a simple life
cookin’ to death in helicopter gas.
Hilary signing on to be Pres once Biden’s brain fully melts only for him to somehow stay alive another 4 years would be very funny
Only topped by if she immediately loses her next election attempt after he’s out
hillary would definitly 100% kill biden 5 months into office
she signs on as VP and begins covering for Joe at various, tightly-scripted campaign appearances. the entire media apparatus comes together to insist all of us
for her turn and during a live event, like an SNL appearance playing herself next to Kate McKinnon as her twin, when she is pumped full of B12 and medical grade amphetimines and pantomiming playing a duet on a piano, the curated crowd is glowing and chanting it’s love for her, some critical neuron cluster for inhibition depolarizes and she starts singing the N-word in dementia-powered ecstasy.
the control booth is too surprised and awestruck to dump out of it before the delay runs out, and a full 4 seconds of it hits the airwaves.
the newscycle tries to convince everyone that it was a russian deepfake hack and that it didn’t actually happen. but it did. and within 12 hours everyone with access to a screen has seen it.
The entire studio audience along with cast and crew of SNL are blacksited
what’s the bad news
i could see them all completely falling in line with instruction, except some third string writer who caught it on his phone and blew the conspiracy wide open as a guest on The Adam Friedland Show.
and then everyone on TAFS gets into a helicopter accident in Medford, NJ.
Where I come from
everybody dies in a helicopter crash.
Me and all my friends live a simple life
cookin’ to death in helicopter gas.
“The only coherent statement he’s put out in 6 months is ‘fuck you Hillary you’ll take this seat from my cold dead ass’”
Her becoming his vp, and then dying of old age before him while he’s still in office would be pretty funny too
She’s 76 herself