🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up1755arrow-down153
arrow-up1702arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agomessage-square107fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·9 days agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-28 days agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.