• modifier@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    Only one way to resolve this dispute: gentlemen, to your respective breakfast guns.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Ok, but can’t we just cook $300 worth of bacon and find out who is right and have enough bacon to stop my heart instead?