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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

What a beautiful pattern

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What a beautiful pattern

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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I’m some kind of red green colorblind and I can’t read it. I assume it says something nice about my people, yeah?

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      Yes, it’s very respectful.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      It says “PENIS”

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    Dammit, red / green colorblind and I’m not able to read it either. I even took off my glasses, which sometimes helps. I can tell there’s something but I can’t make it out.

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      Penis

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        Very good sir, but that’s neither relevant or helpful to the poor colourblind fellow.

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          What? Just because they’re colorblind they have no use for a penis? That’s ableism.

      • Thteven@lemmy.world
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        I couldn’t read it either. Thanks for the penis, friend.

      • banazir@lemmy.ml
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        I bet you say that to all the colorblind people.

    • jj4211@lemmy.world
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      For those like myself who cannot see I cranked up the saturation and shifted the hue here so we don’t miss out on the fun.

  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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    I’m mildly colorblind and I can figure it out with some effort. I can kinda see a ever slightly variation and can trace it with my finger to figure out the shape of the letters.

    What’s “DEHI5”?

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      Serious: it has a word “penis” printed on it.

    • Birch@sh.itjust.works
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      Dennis Eagle High Five

      The brother is very fond of british bin lorries.

      • CodandChips @lemmy.world
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        Not many people will get that reference

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Which kind of colorblindness? Because I’m red-green colorblind (the most common kind) and I can read it.

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      My dad is red green color blind. I just showed it to him and he couldn’t read it.

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        There are differing scales of deuteronopia (what red/green color blindness is called). The more overlap between the ranges your red and green cones’ wavelength reactivity, the worse the colorblindness. Mine is not super bad, just enough to be annoying sometimes.

        • jj4211@lemmy.world
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          Also, protonopia, further adding to things.

          ‘red/green’ means either you have difficulty seeing red, or maybe green. Then there is severity. I am evidently relatively severe protonopia. Like if you take a picture and just delete the red channel, I can’t really tell except if there’s some extremely pure red in it not mixed with anything else. Any hint of other colors in the mix will drown out any red perception.

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      It does appear that it’s a red/green color blindness thing, but perhaps the camera picked up the colors slightly differently than it would actually appear in person.

      So, even though you can manage to read it on your screen, you might actually not be able to make it out in person. 🤷‍♂️

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        That would be my guess. It is slightly obscured, but I can definitely make it out.

        • jj4211@lemmy.world
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          Note that I did a shift to see what it should look like, shape wise, if you can see it.

          here

          I cannot make it out, at all, in the original picture. But it’s clear it shouldn’t even be slightly obscured/hard to trace after a shift.

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    Uh, shouldn’t it be “our” brother? Or are they half’s? Brother from one parent’s side and sister from the other parent’s side?

    A+B have brother, B+C have screenshot OP, C+D have sister. So the screenshot OP has a brother and a sister that aren’t related to each other.

    Then if the brother and sister have a child, can it become a genetically identical twin of the screenshot OP?

    Huh.

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      You’re overthinking this, but it does make for a good story

    • baduhai@sopuli.xyz
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      You’re overthinking this way too hard. I like to say to my brother “your mother” and “your father”. We’re full siblings.

    • pyre@lemmy.world
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      people usually use “my” with family members. it’s more being used to do it from childhood than implying anything regarding the relation.

    • Bgugi@lemmy.world
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      More than one thing can be true. “My brother” “her brother” and “our brother” are all equally valid assuming the three people are siblings.

      You completely lost me in that third paragraph, though.

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      Yes, OP is just dumb

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    I’m red/green and cannot read it. What’s it say?

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        I’m an analphabet, what does that say?

        • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          What’s a phabet?

          • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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            bigger than a phone, smaller than most other tablets

          • nieceandtows@programming.dev
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            Givemeanalternative

        • Allero@lemmy.today
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          8====D

      • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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        ABSOLUTE LEGEND

      • DaGeek247@fedia.io
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        That doesnt help. ENC?

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          • DaGeek247@fedia.io
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            Oh. Lmao, thank you.

          • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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            Ahah my color seeing eye-dog!

    • ma11en@lemmy.world
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      !CHAIR!<

  • tiredofsametab@kbin.run
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    I was thinking it was a t-rex, horse, or Pikachu. Other comments indicate otherwise.

  • Evotech@lemmy.world
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    What is the pen?

    • Birch@sh.itjust.works
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      Mightier

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        And it lives on the pen island.

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    Interestingly, when I squint, the blue goes away.

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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      Your eye lashes filter out some blue light to help in intense sunlight. When you squint, you “activate” your built-in blue filter sunglasses.

    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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      me too holy crap

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