The Bell Riots start on Sunday. Stay safe out there!

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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
    53·
    20 days ago

    What were the conditions in order to get an appointment? Who was offered appointments? Who was informed about them?

    • MelllvarEnglish
      33·
      20 days ago

      Certification of homeless status from the city (already acquired if they were referred to us) and proof of income (if any).

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
        63·
        20 days ago

        I think we both can come up with a great many reasons why someone wouldn’t want such a certification.