The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoIt was so simple!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down14
arrow-up1141arrow-down1imageIt was so simple!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareSirDerpy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down5·1 month agoThey cut cylinders, rolled them downhill with rope and levers, stood them up using another one as a fulcrum for the lever, and carved them in place. This was genius then. Today it’s high school physics. It should be obvious to us how they did it.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·edit-21 month ago Today it’s high school physics. I don’t see what this has to do with getting Jenny pregnant behind the gym, but okay…
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoNo, that was behind the “portables” buildings.
minus-squareSirDerpy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoBe it behind the gym or the portables, fucking with an audience while in high school is quite a bold move.
minus-squareRakudjo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThat’s when we’re most discrete, is when we’re used to hiding it while living under the parents’ roof!
minus-squareShaunaTheDead@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoThe current leading theory is that they “walked” them. Here’s a video showing how “walking” a statue is done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpNuh-J5IgE Also, relevant part of the Wikipedia entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai#Transportation
minus-squareSirDerpy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoThat seems simpler than what I said. And, the simplest answer is usually the correct one.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNot even close, dude! It was aliens.
They cut cylinders, rolled them downhill with rope and levers, stood them up using another one as a fulcrum for the lever, and carved them in place. This was genius then. Today it’s high school physics. It should be obvious to us how they did it.
I don’t see what this has to do with getting Jenny pregnant behind the gym, but okay…
You let the smokers watch?
No, that was behind the “portables” buildings.
Be it behind the gym or the portables, fucking with an audience while in high school is quite a bold move.
That’s when we’re most discrete, is when we’re used to hiding it while living under the parents’ roof!
The current leading theory is that they “walked” them.
Here’s a video showing how “walking” a statue is done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpNuh-J5IgE Also, relevant part of the Wikipedia entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai#Transportation
That seems simpler than what I said. And, the simplest answer is usually the correct one.
Not even close, dude! It was aliens.
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