Do I need to take my iphone back in to apple to get camera fixed ?
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oh god
Making your fingers grow longer
Oh shit is it AI?
It’s an anti paparazzi cinnamon stick
Yup, just slip it in their camera bag. After a time, poof, no more paparazzi.
yOn 13 September 1999, six people tried to steal 60Co rods from a chemical plant in the city of Grozny, Chechen Republic. During the theft, the suspects opened the radioactive material container and handled it, resulting in the deaths of three of the suspects and injury of the remaining three. The suspect who held the material directly in his hands died of radiation exposure 30 minutes later. This incident is described as an attempted theft, but some of the rods are reportedly still missing. [Wikipedia]
Directly to tim apple
Love how it says drop and run
It’s probably just a replica, but then again…
Bit aside, what actually is that thing?
Some radioactive stick of something
A rod of Cobalt-60, a highly radioactive isotope. There’s a reason it says on the side “Drop & run”. Its radioactivity is the reason it’s messing up the photo- as the energetic radiation strikes the cells in the phone camera, it causes those cells to light up.
It’s a replica of one, that’s why the visual noise isn’t uniform: it’s edited in.
Put it inside you
Who needs those shirts/scarves that reflect back all the light and wash everything out, when you can carry this handy little pill that just renders everyone’s film in a ten foot radius moot.
