• buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      What I love is the implication that Satan wants lots and lots of unplanned pregnancies. As if that hasn’t been a cornerstone of the Catholic doctrine for centuries.

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        Maybe Satan did the math and saw that having warehouses full of low grade condoms would actually result in lower pregnancy and std rates than if he had opted for fewer, more expensive condoms. After all, a barrier is a barrier and quantity is a quality unto itself.