What’s the point of exploring the galaxy if we’re just going to find more places to get into bar fights? It’s like, what’s next, a holodeck program that simulates getting your head kicked in by a group of angry Klingons?

• Bender B. Rodriguez

human robot from the past claiming to be from the future as a historian taking notes on the Enterprise:

Aw forget it. I’m gonna build my own starship - with blackjack and hookers!

Bite my shiny tritanium ass!