• flicker@lemmy.world
    2·
    2 days ago

    If I open my door Thursday night and go to put candy in someone’s bag and see a toothbrush, I’m giving them a second handful of candy.

    • glitchdx@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      2 days ago

      I’m in a predicament.

      One the one hand, you’re doing God’s work.

      On the other hand, I’m an anti-theist, so the previous sentence means shit.

      What do?

      • flicker@lemmy.world
        3·
        2 days ago

        I want to offer you a new superpower.

        When I say, “bless you,” when someone sneezes, if someone asks me, “You aren’t religious! Who are you asking to bless me?” I answer;

        “No one. I’m the one blessing you.”

        So I guess, this time, you could say, “You’re doing a good thing.”