I was actually given the wrong type of ladder
I have a step ladder and its only job is to give me the perfect pooping position on the toilet.
Stool for the stool
Every time someone asks me if I know where the stepladder is at work I say “do you need a stepladder because your real ladder left?”
i have two
“Help me I’m stuck, step ladder.”
What are you doing step ladder
Just climb up on me
Not a step ladder.
The ladder that stepped up!
Okay, this is corny but I love it. I personally refer to my stepladder as my “not-my-real ladder” all the time.
It may not be your real ladder but it still raised you.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
That’s what I’m talking about. Keep those (step)dad jokes coming.
I have to admit I love these ladder related jokes - they work on so many different levels :D
You might say they’re a step above. On a higher rung even.
😆
Sauce?
My ladder is a broken mess that I’ve had to maintain and nurture for many years … they’re still in my garage and I’ll never let them go.
Dad died about ten years ago tho :(
Give it a viking funeral, now is the best season for bonfires!
“This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.”Yeah, I never knew my real ladder either.
Luckily I had a good extension ladder.
“Christ, what an asshole?”
