• bobby_hill@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      111·
      1 year ago

      “CAN God create a fart so big that even HIS butthole can’t fart it??”

      Asking the real questions

    • Chunk@lemmy.worldEnglish
      10·
      1 year ago

      For those unaware, the original theological question is

      Can God create a rock so large he cannot lift it?

      The answer, and I’m not shitting you, is

      Yes. God can make a boulder so large he cannot lift it. And then he can lift it anyway.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        1 year ago

        The other answer is “he’s not omnipotent, he’s maximally powerful.” Like they claim he can’t do anything that is contradictory. Despite the Bible being full of contradictions.

      • samus12345@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        1 year ago

        He makes it so he temporarily cannot lift it, then restores his previous strength afterward so he can. They should have specified an infinite timeframe!