“First wave” of files Trump said didn’t exist. And the MAGA knights feel no disturbance in The Farce.
There was so much Trump abusing kids in there it took weeks to scrub it all.
Imagine having to scrub all of the payment/flight records?? I would guess it’s not what most of those agents signed up for
Unfortunately these people don’t have independent thought. They blindly do what they’re told and that’s exactly why the FBI hires them. My brother went through 6 months of interviews to join the agency years ago and all their questions were about how well he follows authority. He eventually got rejected so I guess he was too much of a free thinker.
After just enough time to scrub Republicans from the record right?.. Right!?
Took them a while to black out all mentions of Trump.
With any luck, they’ll just use the black highlighter tool on a PDF
Sssshhhhh.
The incompetence level is high with this admin, that’s for sure!

I imagine they have just coloured them in black with a paint roller. There won’t even be a margin.
Just one note, attached with a paperclip, written on a burger wrapper that says “there is no mention of
meDonald J Trump in these documents”Who’s still talking about Jeffery Epstein? Let’s take back the streets of America with my Nazi army! 🫲🍊🫱
+1 for 🫲🍊🫱
I’m definitely using this lol
Definitely use it! Everyone should! Everybody’s talking about it! 🫲🍊🫱
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Mine is the GOAT. See?
Make America Gape Again
And that’s enough internet today.
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Final release aill probably look something like this:
Dennis[Redacted]
Don[Redacted]
[Page Redacted]
Don’t in forget Bi[redacted]ll[redacted]lint on[redacted]
that would be beautiful!
Any bets on a bunch of Dems being named and not a single GOPer listed?
Oh, no, they’ll list the ones not falling in line behind the cheeto taco. The last “wave” probably won’t ever be released. Make the orange baby cry, congrats you’re in the next one
Would it be in “waves” if someone wasn’t busy scrubbing each file before it moved forward?
They’re going to be overly redacted, the GOP will say it’s to protect the victims, they will be useless.
Sheets of nothing but black ink.
“These have been cleaned, send them in”
Next day Trump “You want Epstein files? Here you go”
Where are all the hackers???
I thought they didn’t exist?












