I’ll stop making the same joke every year when it stops being true lol.

Showing up late is no problem for me. Showing up early, though….
[Blames me for it]
Well, it’s CLEARLY your fault for hosting a gathering.
Are they the type to bring a pumpkin pie/bag of rolls from Walmart but then complain about anything that’s not homemade?
Thankfully, no. Just hyper-critical of literally everything and don’t feel the need (or lack the capability) to filter themselves.
There will be more specific memes / venting as the holiday approaches. Stay tuned!
Are you the lazy dad that didn’t want to dress up, the overzealous greeter that is faking it, the dude embarrassed about the clothing’s or the guy who didn’t get enough sleep?
Yes lol. The four of them each represent a phase of my mood as the delegation approaches.




