Sounds more like a boring dystopia than good news to me. 🤷‍♂️

Orphan crushing machine.

Yeah, this is one of those stories you see on the news that is meant to be a feel good but actually belongs on aboringdystopia.

this comm can be so bleak sometimes.

Yeah that sounds like the dream… /s

I could retire on 35k a year.

The fuck some one nearly 20year over pension is still working. Can’t be in a civilized country