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Strangers never try to give me free drugs. Nancy Reagan was a lying bitch.
I swear on my mother I’m not joking.
When I was 9 I was riding my bike back from the club, but something was wrong with the wheels so I started walking.
A stereotypical beat down white van stopped next to me, and a stereotypical cartoon bad guy said “hey kid, hop on, I have something to give you”
So how did they try to lure 9 year old me? Ice cream? Games? Chocolate?
An encyclopedia. They claimed to have an encyclopedia to show me.
Fucking what? Lmao.
I try to give my friends free adderall once in a while. Weirdly enough, most of them decline.
Homies being homies is something I’ve run into. But no kind strangers have offered that shit for free.
I never get peer pressured with free drugs 😥
Drugs!
Oooooo free drugs!
